Day 14. Bryce Resort, Bryce, Virginia. John Andrew Luck of the lift line paired me on a chair with a boy, six years old. He looked up at me and said, "Sir, are you into penguin jokes?" "I Haven't heard any lately," I replied. "Well, this guy was speeding down the highway with three penguins in the back seat ....". I learned something on Bryce's 500 feet of vertical: Virginia kids say Sir; they tell clean jokes, and they're pretty good skiers. - EricBWilliams